Monday, June 11, 2012

You Know You are on GAPS Intro when...(Part 2)

Very funny Kathryn. Yes, the smell of chicken stock greatly disturbs my sleep. I can't cook it at night!

I am adding:

You know you are on GAPS Intro when...
  • You start to think of a sip of sauerkraut juice as a special treat.
  • You don't even bat an eye when grinding up all of the parts of chicken that you never thought you would eat and then liberally adding spoonfuls of it into your soup.
  • Your clothes and your house smell like Boston Market.
  • You are excited about the prospect of eating raw food that has not been pureed.
  • You realize that salt can taste sweet.
  • Your fridge and freezer have been taken over by mason jars.
  • You get excited when your chicken stock wiggles like jello after being in the fridge for 24 hours.
  • You realize that fortunately there are two things allowed on this diet that make everything taste good: salt and lots of fat.
  • You have a running grocery list of about six things: onions, squash, cauliflower, broccoli, eggs and meat.
  • Buying $35 of organic squash at one time is now a normal event.
  • You spent over $600 on food in the last month and you are only feeding one person!

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